retrogangg:
Lmfao . I just died!
(Source: robotindisguise, via arizonaicedtee)
He told me it was worth it.
| Me:
| God I'm sorry I'm so inconsistent, and I get lazy and don't want to spend time with you. And I put other people in front of you, and I don't pray every day like I should, and I don't spend as much time in my Bible, and I don't meditate on Your word enough. And I don't fellowship with people as much, and I don't pay attention in church, or take notes on sermons, or listen to my parents as much, and I talk back, and I gossip sometimes, and I just fail You so much. God I'm so sorry!
God:
| Hey, calm down. I knew what I was getting into when I made you, and it was completely worth it.
I don’t think I’m fat. I know I’m fat. There’s a difference. I don’t just see fat. I can grab it by the handfulls.